- SpongeBob: A stove is a stove, no matter where you go.
- Mr. Krabs: A patty is a patty, that's what I say.
- SpongeBob: A grill is a grill, this is surely so....
- Mr. Krabs: And fries should be fries either way!
- SpongeBob: But this grill is not a home, this is not the stove I know....
- Mr. Krabs: I would trade it all away, if you'd come back to stay....
- Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: This kitchen's not the same without you!
- Mr. Krabs: Its just a greasy spoon,
- SpongeBob: Just a greasy spoon,
- Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: Without you...
- Lagu ini adalah parodi This House is Not a Home.